Thursday, March 5, 2009

Note to Tacky-Ass Neighbors

I hate your wind chimes. They are not classy. They are not cute. They do not grace the breeze with their melodious voice. They are an out-of-tune clanging, a jarring noise on an otherwise peaceful and beautiful day.

I cannot fathom what possessed you to put them up. OUTSIDE of all places. You think you're sharing something cute with the rest of us? Have you LISTENED to those damn things? The wind, IT weaves a beautiful song on days like these. But I can't fucking HEAR it because your idea of sharing beauty with your neighbors is hanging Wal-Mart's trash in your backyard.

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